Saturday, September 13, 2008

No Boys, No Booze

I have made a new decree. While I am in venice I will neither become romanticly envolved with any boys, nor shall I consume any alchohol.

Yes, yes, I hear the audience gasp, "But why?"

Simply enough, I will have neither the money nor time for these things.

However, some of you doubt my ability and level of self control. Well those ney-sayers are right, I'll break before too long. I even went to the Duty Free and picked up an emergency handle of Seagrams 7 for cheap.

But I will hold out as long as possible!

I'm working on the honor system here. I will tell thruth when I break. So lay down your beats now.

5 comments:

Law said...

lay down beats or bets? cuz i'll lay down some PHAT beats.
*beatboxes*

Unknown said...

hahaha, but dude...italy is practically made of booze and hot, young, italian men, prime for heartbreak, romance, and wasting time, money, and emotional energy!! ...also lingerie...booze, men, and sexy underwear = italy

<3<3<3!!

heart val said...

Beat it up mix master law.

So far I have found a lot of euro trah... wait- that is rude. I think that I'm an american, and I like americans. Is that better Dhe-ru-shi- chan?

Anonymous said...

free boys = free booze.

you'll make time, even when there's no time.

oh, i miss u.

JackieG said...

Val- I completely agree with Chelsey and Missj, boys do = free booze and why wouldn't you want to spend your time with Italian Stallions and drinking Fine Italian Wine!!